The Labour Party has announced some new initiatives about the internet. If it is elected to government, Nanny will provide internet access to all human souls in the country. It will become part of a government guarantee. How do we know this? Because Labour is promising to do the very same.
Citizens will have their access to the internet guaranteed . . .What will that mean? Don't know really. Hints are contained later in the grand policy announcement:
Accessing the internet is now an essential part of modern life. Labour will explore means of increasing public internet access –such as through libraries and Wi-Fi hotspots – to ensure all Kiwis can go online when they need to.Wait a minute. Exploring means of increasing access to the internet is not a guarantee of access.