Fighting Over the Water Bottle
We have long suspected that whenever a Greenie's skin is scratched, underneath one finds a luddite. Greenists have a hatred of economic development and the useful exploitation of earth's rich resources. Moreover, most Greenists are wedded to the neo-platonic idea that the real is the non-tangible, the ethereal, the realm of the Idea.
In a word, Greenists are fundamentally uncomfortable with human beings and sentient animal life. Take humans. They drink pure clean water, and express it as toxic polluted water, urine. They eat natural greens and express them as toxic malodorous waste.
Starting with this cluster of misanthropic ideas, the Greenists have very little to contribute to political discourse or social organisation that is helpful and positive. Moreover add to this mess of pottage a hatred of other people's property and wealth, along with a deep loyalty to Marxist ideologies, and one reluctantly concludes that there is little positive contribution a Greenist can make to the body politic. As one cynic observed, Greenists are so anti-human the best they could make to society would be to live out their ideology in a consistent way by breathing their last. On their own terms they could "help save the planet" by suicide.
The latest brouhaha is over bottled water. Actually, it's not a brouhaha over bottled water: its anger at some people making a profit out of selling water.